Sex, Ikea and Argos

Isn't it amazing how you can go without something for so long and then out of the blue you get 2 helpings in the same month?!?! Dont know what I'm talking about? Well basically Im saying I had some nookie last night...AND IT WAS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

The Sperm Donor (obviously my sons father) decided he wanted to come and spend the night and seeing as Ive been hard up for some passion (no pun intended) I said yes. I said yes because he's a guaranteed good peice of ass, lol.

I know what I'll be getting in the nookie department and with him there isnt anything to complain about *howling laughter, slapping knee*

See I have this analogy (or metaphor, theory, call it what you will). I compare my sexual partners to Ikea and Argos. Now I buy most of my furniture from Ikea because I think the products are strong and last ages and I know that they will last a long time. I dont buy any furniture from Argos because they are floppy and unsturdy and dont look as good in the house as they did in the catalogue. SO. I have a few ex boyfriends who are...hmm...not very adventurous or long lasting in the bedroom as I would like...ARGOS! And I have the sperm donor and one other ex who are my IKEA's. They get the job done, they have me singing in different languages and I always end up aching and smiling ear to ear! Comprendae? Good!
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So he came straight from work and when our son went to sleep, we... got...it...on! Now Im walking around like a cheshire cat!
It was excelfantagood!!!!! The kissing, the foreplay, the different positions, the talking! It doesnt mean anything, and I dont care if I dont speak to him until next month when he comes to take TheBoy, Im just glad I had something that made me sleep like a baby!

Goodnight y'all!