My day.

Phew I'm tired.
I got up early today 8am (I NEVER wake up early on the weekend unless its imperitive I do so) to go and pick up my bag from the post office depot.
Then I walked around town with my friend Shorty because she wanted to buy some bra's. She has massive boobs, lol, and I'm very envious so I followed her around like a lovesick puppy. I'm strictly dickly but Shorty's boobs amaze me! I wandered around Debenhams trying not to buy anything - It was sooo hard. I saw so many things I liked but I remained strong and only bought a thong which was reduced to £1.60 heehehe.
Then I popped to the charity shop to see if they had any books. I bought 3 (£1.50) and you know what, I have bought 11 books this week!!! Its bad and I was going to count how many I had on my bookshelf but I thought if it comes to more than 300 (which it just might) I'd cry. I have nearly 300 books and haven't seen a penis in 4 months!!!

So after that, I went food shopping in Watford Tesco with mum and nan. Always a depressing trip because my nan constantly shouts at THEBOY and just generally gets on my tits. Then came home and done a spring clean. I shredded some no-longer-important papers, hoovered, put clothes out to dry, mopped and put stuff away.

In between all of that though, I managed to send the SPERM DONOR a stinking text, THEBOY wanted to talk to him so we rang him from the house phone and he cut us off. I was furious! Not seeing or spending anytime with him since February and when I call he doesnt even answer the phone or return the call. So the anger got to me and I decided not to be so nice so I sent him this:

'STOP BEING A SPINELESS SHIT AND ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE. YOUR SON, REMEMBER HIM, WANTS TO TALK TO YOU AND SEEING AS YOU CAN'T CONTRIBUTE TO HIS UPKEEP ONCE A MONTH THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS ANSWER OR RETURN HIS PHONCECALL. THE FACT THAT YOU HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HIM FOR MONTHS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO COME BACK WITH SOMETHING TO TRY AND HURT ME BECAUSE SEEING HIM UPSET IS PAINFUL ENOUGH. JUST CALL HIM!!!!!!!!!!'

Ohhh watch me. That was sent at 6.13pm and the shite hasn't replied yet.
I rebooted and made dinner and now I'm chilling, listening to PM Dawn.
Until next time....