It was all going swimingly...

It doesnt take much for me to know that I'm not going to be spending alot of time with you. And if you are to be the person who I stop daydreaming about DB for then, you need to be extra special!!! The guy from the cricket even wasn't that special let me tell ya.
We had an MSN conversation last night and most of it was alright, but then we started talking about food (my favourite subject after Sex and Reading, lol) and all was well until he said,

"You need to cut down on the sugar babes, I'm putting my foot down now" *queue baffled face*.
I can't stress how much I hate when people tell me what to do and for him that was the death of him getting to see my booty. Dude was coming like me and him were involved already, thinking he can tell me what to do, uh uh!

I instantly lost all interest after that and it made me miss DB even more. DB loves my sugar lumps and stretch marks and dimply bum (sorry y'all) , I don't want someone who's going to be watching what I'm eating. He can hit the road.
Now I just have to think of an excuse as to why I won't be able to meet up with him after all...hmmm maybe a pretend pregnancy will do it...or I've decided to become a lesbian and see how that suits me.

I've got it!! I'll tell him I'm going to Trinidad for 2 weeks and then come back a pregnant lesbian.

Either way, he's not going to stop me from putting sugar on my strawberries!!!