Shame!

Long time!! How's it going??...Good. Sorry I haven't written in awhile, you know how it is

I don't get embarrassed easily. I will readily tell people about my boring existence and all the stuff that goes on with me (hence this blog, hehehe). But today took the biscuit.
I had to go to A&E today. Not because I was stabbed or electrocuted or had a bad reaction to mango but because...MY TAMPON BROKE IN HALF AND WAS STUCK...UP THERE!!!
Remember I work in a hospital and know most of the staff so I pray to God that I NEVER see the nurse who had to poke around down there, lol. Poor thing. Even I didnt want to touch it and its mine.
I kept saying 'sorry' and she kept saying 'oh don't worry, this happens all the time'.
Erm I'm thinking 'To you or to other women?? Do other women have their bosses outside the door telling you to hurry up and the bloody useless Tampax Tampon breaks in half???' Is there a support group for that, jeez!
I just hope she managed to get it all out. (apologies to anyone who is eating right now).


On a better note though, I may be getting a clapped out Fiesta off of my friends husband. Speed cameras - Here I Come!!