*Cringe*

Could this week be anymore embarrassing!

This morning I was rushing into work, arms full with several Metros and my gorgeous Faith bag, and I got my morning porridge.
As I rounded the corner and onto the busy corridor my porridge fell out of my hands and splattered all over the floor. So I went back to the canteen and got some paper and a replacement porridge (of course). I fell FACE FIRST into the mess on the floor!!! Then as I'm trying to clear it up, and not look like a fish people are walking past like I'm some tramp on the street (I'll have you know I wasnt dressed like one. I had on heels and a hobble skirt and I looked FRESH).
The porridge had got under my knees so I'm slipping all over the place like a star in a slime competition. All this was being watched by the dry cleaner guy who was holding my bag and Metro's. I'm sure he has a thing for me...well maybe not anymore after seeing me go ass-over-face in porridge.

So I had managed to clean it all up but it was all over my legs and down the front of my River Island mac. I even think I got some on my forehead.
Just my luck - A stuck tampon that had to be taken out by a work colleague up in A&E and falling over in porridge in front of 23-30 people....Nice!
They say it comes in 3's, so I think I'm going to stay home tomorrow, lol